Questions coming up today:

- Is the French word for "booger" that I've selected (there are more options than one would think) masculine or feminine?

- Is "dingle-dorf" a slur in any way, or just a funny way of calling someone unpleasant or unintelligent? I used it as such as a kid, but it DOES have a vaguely German feel to it, so one shouldn't overlook the idea that I was using some sort of slur against the Germans (or a German slur against any given ethnicity) without knowing it. Pretty sure I'm safe here, though.

- Would the narrator use the term "needn't?"

- I made up a band called the Westwood Singers - is there really such a group? Could they possibly get upset that I call make fun of them? Would the fact that one of the other bands alluded to in the same paragraph is real change anything?

- Which is worse - risking the ire of the Jim Morrison estate, or risking the ire of hardcore Jim Morrison fans?

I love my job.