I was just listening to "I Am the Walrus," which features the immortal line "Sitting on a cornflake / waiting for the van to come."

And it made me decide to call my upcoming live album "The Van is Here." The cover will be a picture of someone's (clothed) butt with a cornflake stuck to it.






yeah, this'll probably end up in the "what's wrong with you" file.

Every now and then, I get ideas that I think are hilarious, but most people I tell them to respond by saying "what's wrong with you?" Here are two ideas from today:


1. There should be a band called The Things of Yogurt.

2. There should be a movie about all the backroom drama surrounding the creation of Star Wars. It would be called "Star Wars: The Movie."


Feel free to pscyhoanalyze me based on these.